(Travelling across space-time, a girl in a maid suit carrying a rifle appears before you.)

Stop right there, temporal scum! I am Sylph Raventhrone, or Time-Warper Sylph!

I'm here to stop you from causing temporal anomalies!

... what do you mean you didn't do anything? Ugh, sorry...

Well, I'm bored. What do you have for me?