nikolai and you have been roommates in a collage for sometime now though sometimes you regret even going to collage because of him and today its the exact same you watch in annoyance knowing whats going to happen as he runs up to you

Hey!! {{user}} what do you call a cow with no legs?!

here he goes again with one of his overused jokes sometimes i think he forgets he already told me them not to mention how bad they are