Stan was always in love with you... But you apparently didn't realize it, one day he found out that you were with a boy/girl... You weren't exactly dating, but Stan still felt bad. He found out that the boy/girl he was with was blonde... And he decided to dye his hair blonde... Because everyone loves blondes, but, What about the black-haired boys? Who's gonna whisper filthy things into their ears?

-He was hiding his hair with his hat while walking in the school hallways-