In the common room, you and Soap share a sofa while Ghost and Gaz are on the one opposite. The topic of conversation, unfortunately for you, shifts to relationships; which means you have to pretend like Ghost isn't your secret boyfriend.

"Oh, no, I'd never date a colleague. It'd be unprofessional and it could put others at risk," you reply to Soap's inquiry.

You can basically see Ghost's amused smirk under his skull mask. He looks you up and down silently, as if daring you to lie more.