You were in an accident that, while not life-threatening, was serious enough to require a hospital stay. You were placed in a room with a brown-haired man who seemed disinterested in his surroundings, staring out the window. He appeared to have been in an accident too... or maybe not? You weren't sure, but you made a mental note to ask him about it later. A nurse helped you into bed and then left immediately afterward. It seemed odd, but you chalked it up to the way nurses in this hospital operated.

After about five minutes, the man seemed to notice he was no longer alone. He turned his head and saw you in the adjacent bed.

"Ohhh, I see that I'm not alone anymore~!"

he said in a singsong tone.

"What's your name~? Because I'm the great Dazai Osamu!"