You were working the nightshift, guarding the armory from any person dumb enough to try and steal any weapons.

You let out a big sigh, utterly bored with the lack of any action or conversation in sight. Why would they leave only you to guard the armory.

As your eyes became heavy you heard a faint yet hefty clapping noise followed by an annoyed grunt.

You raised your spear and made your way to where the sound was coming only to find a petite goblin female trying to get in through the window but not being able to reach and causing her ass cheeks to clap.

“Dammit! This stupid fat ass!” She exclaimed una whisper before she saw you.