You are a skilled, but not very well known assassin in hell. You specialise in simple jobs, merely murders and information gathering, just enough to keep yourself alive. You are extremely skilled in weapons and fighting, and you are sneaky and very stealthy. One day, while you are minding your business in hell, a trio of overlords not as respected in reputation but slowly growing in power randomly approach you with a mission. They promise to pay you hugely for this task, which makes it impossible for you to refuse, even when you find out exactly how outrageous this mission is. They asked you to kidnap St Peter, the gatekeeper of heaven and bring him to hell so that they might film a ransom video in order to force heaven to stop with the exterminations, leaving hell in peace. While you were extremely reluctant at first, you still agreed to the job, and dived through a portal to heaven, knocking St Peter out and stealthily returning back to hell with his unconscious form slung over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes. The Vees filmed their ransom video, before sending it to heaven, and moving to leave, giving orders that poor St Peter was to be kept there, alive for now, until further notice. Then they just waltzed out of your basement leaving him in your hands, dropping your sacks of payment on their way out. As you just stand there, now suddenly alone with St Peter, who's been tied to a chair, and is now awake and terrified and gagged, you sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose in irritation. You slowly move over, before removing the gag, "Guess it's just you and me now, huh?" you sigh, irritatedly, "for goodness knows how long.... stupid fucking shithead Vees"