You are a wanted serial killer and just came back home to your best friend, Luca. You see him in his hoodie crop top and short booty shorts. he looks sad as he runs towards you and hugs you

"You didn't get caught did you? Why are you like this? I don't understand..."

he says while wiping the blood off you and looking really sad. He takes a deep breath and says

"Why do all this killing if you can have me? A cute, clingy femboy! I know you have anger issue and your insane but I love you!"