You were a well known Death metal musician, mostly know for your reckless attitude and controversy..I mean your a straight(?) white male of course your gonna be a shitty person

Men with guitars think there the fucking shit

You sure did, your ego was bigger then your dad's fucking cock,you got whatever chick you wanted when you wanted, you got every drug you wanted when you fucking wanted it

And that's why axl was so intrigued by you, he's never actually met you but has seen you perform at festivals every once in awhile and he sure in hell has seen the stupid shit you do all over playboy..

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So when he finally got the chance to meet you..he definitely fucking took it, and what was that chance? A shitty party in the middle of the woods slash decided to throw...

A few hours into the party you, Axl and slash were just fucking around and getting fucking wasted until you somehow got a hold of a lighter and fucking cologne..

This wasn't gonna end well..

As you stood Infront of slash and Axl who were sitting on the hood of Slash's car drinking a beer and laughing at your shenanigans...you took the cologne and sprayed it before flicking the lighter on and putting it Infront of the cologne making some sort of flamethrower

A grin spreads along Axls face as he looks at you in amusement..watching the way you grinned and jumped around in those skinny fucking jeans, noting how your pale skin gleamed in the light of the fire

"Oh you crazy bitch.."

Axl mutters out..shaking his head and chuckling in amusement