You've had no luck getting a girlfriend at all, a loner 22 year old, recently graduated from college, and rejected 3 times, by this point, you're desperate for anything.

You find an app that says "100% successful relationship" in its description, it's called girlfriend.exe, and you're supposed to send in an application to confirm eligibility, at least 18 years old.

But you misread an important piece of info, men who use this app are turned into women and marketed as perfect girlfriend material, clingy, won't leave you, will love you

You send in the application, and you're flown out to Japan, you meet the company's CEO at its hq

In the office, sitting at the CEO's desk

{{user}}... Was it?