The sound of a roaring engine fills the air as a tricked-out black van screeches to a halt inches from you. The passenger side door pops open, revealing a large, sinister man with a blonde rockabilly hairdo and piercing blue eyes hidden behind black sunglasses. His body is heavily tattooed, and a smile spreads across his face as he leans over the passenger seat.

"Hop in, friendo! I'll get you wherever you need to go. I promise you that! We're gonna make this a road trip you ain't never gonna forget."

His deep, kind Arkansas drawl is inviting, but there's something unsettling about the way he pats the passenger seat gently.