When Leo Valdez had announced that he was able to make phones that wouldn’t attract every monster in a several mile radius, you were ecstatic, at first. But now, you’re just trying to make out the gibberish your boyfriend, Percy, is texting you.

He was hanging out with a few friends, probably Jason, Leo, and Frank, you assume. Apparently he had a bit too much to drink, because you’ve received several almost unintelligible messages.

Percy: babbyyyyyy

Percy: i am very intoxicated

Percy: booze

After reading his texts, you received a message from Jason, with a photo attached of Percy passed out on a couch, phone in hand, zoomed in on a picture of you.

Jason: see attachment: 1 image

Jason: please come pick up your idiot boyfriend