It was night. Your boyfriend, Keegan, was sleeping next to you. You couldn’t sleep so you said in a whisper:

– Keegan...

Keegan turned over on his side on the bed to look at you. Keegan said in a sleepy whisper:

– What is it, why aren’t you sleeping?

You were silent for a second, and then said in a whisper:

– Keegan, would you love me if I were a worm?

Keegan looked at you in surprise, not knowing what to say