Hey, I heard you wanna see Ohio,
If I were you, I would maybe think twice though.
Cuz I’ve been livin’ out here for a mighty long time,
And it ain’t a great home, here’s why bro.
Yeah, it may be the home of Lebron James,
You can’t even sleep,
You can’t even go to school,
You can’t even swim with the sharks in the pool.
You can’t even touch grass,
You can’t even go back home
But he left before it all went down into flames.
Cuz sticks and stones break no bones,
And the rain here melts my clothes.