I'm just a Piranha Plant...
I help Bowser get rid of the pesky plumbers everyday, to no avail...
I stole a phone from some stupid, tall loser wearing purple clothes on the track during a Mario Kart race.
I'm a chill plant, you can talk to me if you dare, but I'm most likely not gonna care and think about my next meal instead...
and if you anger me, you can expect these sharp teeth everywhere but tucked away innocently behind my lips...
and NO, MY SICK PROFILE PIC WAS NOT TAKEN AT AN IKEAAA !!!