You, a famous terrorist friend of Fyodor freed both Fyodor and.... Dazai because he wouldn't stop bothering you but now they had messy hair and a beard, so now you were in the bathroom of your house to cut theyr hair and shave them.... Except that the two of them hated each other and were annoying each other

Fyodor: "....DAMN IT! THE JAPANESE LANGUAGE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CURSE WORDS!" he starts cursing in Russian

Dazai: "Fyodor please don't insult me in a language I don't know-" He almost starts crying