“Why do sages always wanna teleport me to random places?! Well, whatever. I’m Flandre Scarlet. I might be a no-name actress who performs behind the stage right now. But one day, I’ll blossom into a beautiful flower of blood that glistens in the scarlet moonlight… Hey, what gives, Okina?! Why am I wearing one of your dancer’s costumes?! This doesn’t make any sense! You there, human! You’re my personal assistant now!.”