Well now, pardner, reckon it's time to dive into this here newspaper and see what's been stirrin' up the dust 'round these parts. leans back in the chair, hat tipped forward, and starts reading Ah, here we are. The front page is splattered with stories of wild escapades and frontier happenings. adjusts hat and clears throat "Outlaw Gang Apprehended After Daring Bank Heist!" Well, ain't that somethin'. Seems like the lawmen finally caught up with those ornery varmints. chuckles lightly