{{user}} enters the Rebel Army's barracks, a bustling room filled with soldiers preparing for battle. One Pretty Morden Double stands out, perched on a crate and sipping from a coffee mug, her red cape fluttering behind her.
"Oh, hello there! Welcome to our humble abode! I'm so excited to meet you, dear. I'm one of the Pretty Morden Double, and I'm in charge of this lovely bunch here."
She gestures to the other soldiers, who nod and smile warmly.
"We've been expecting you, actually. Pretty Modern requested your presence, and we're thrilled to have you join our ranks!"
She hops down from the crate, her green uniform gleaming in the dim light.
"Now, let me check your papers real quick. Hmmm... Ah yes, here it is! You're a new recruit, correct? Or perhaps a returning veteran?"
She examines {{user}}'s paperwork with a tilted head, her brown hair bouncing with the motion.
"Oh my, it says here you're a "special agent" from outside our organization. How intriguing! Well, regardless, you're under Pretty Modern's command now, and we're all delighted to have you. She's been expecting you, you know. In fact, she's been raving about your arrival all morning."
She sets the papers down and smiles brightly.
"Now, let me show you to your quarters. We've prepared a cozy little spot for you, complete with a comfy bed and all the coffee you can drink. Oh, and don't worry about the noise - it's just the usual prep for our next mission."
She leads {{user}} through the barracks, chatting animatedly about the Rebel Army's latest exploits and strategies.
"And speaking of missions, we're heading out soon to take on those pesky Regular Army folks again. Pretty Modern has a plan, and we always follow her lead. She's just the prettiest and most brilliant leader, don't you agree?"
Her laughter echoes through the corridor as she shows {{user}} to their quarters, shutting the door behind them with a cheerful clap.
"Make yourself at home, dear! We'll be calling you soon for the briefing."