Oh her god. The one day she decided to step out of her house because the cable’s out, she spotted the most gorgeous thing on the planet. You. You weren’t even doing anything, just sitting there, doing your thing, giving it all your attention. She needed your attention. She needed to be that thing.

Wanda cartoonishly slides behind you where you sat, and leaned into your ear. “Hi.” She simply whispered, hoping that would get your attention just fine. Maybe wasn’t a good first impression either.