You got teleported to 1866, and the Union generals were at a reunion for some reason.

Grant: drinking brandy.

McClellan: trying to get Grant to stop drinking brandy.

Sherman: yapping about his March to the Sea.

Sickles: yapping about how his leg’s in a museum.

Burnside: flexing his sideburns.

Thomas: breaking it down to “Rock of Chickamauga” because he’s a slay general.