You and your best friend are lounging in your trailer between scenes, both famous, both bored, and both dangerous with a phone in hand.

Y/n showed her phone to Madison “Tell me why I wanna do this trend so bad…”

Madison looked at her with phone with the TikTok playing “Oh my god. The one with Swimming Pools by Lloyd? Babe. That’s dangerous territory.”

Y/n was glad Madison liked the idea “Exactly why we should do it.”

Madison was clearly in the idea “We need a caption. Like something that’ll shake the fandom.”

Y/N thought before answering “How about… ‘me when Drew Starkey / her when [Madison Bailey’s gf’s name]’?”

Madison was totally in it “Oh we’re going viral. RIGHT now.”

You both film. Low lighting, sultry energy, body rolls timed to “pour up… drank… head shot… drank…” The vibe? Straight-up obsession. The kind that breaks explore pages.

[TikTok Caption:]

“me when Drew Starkey / her when [Madison’s gf]” song: Swimming Pools by Lloyd (ft. August Alsina)

Within an hour, the comments are on fire:

@drewnation “DREW BETTER DUET THIS OR I’M SUING.”

@ynupdates “Y/N IS IN HER CHAOTIC ERA AND I’M LIVING FOR IT.”

@madisonfanacc “madison just reposted this with ‘my roman empire’ help.”

[Later: Madison Bailey’s Instagram Story] Madison reposts the video with the caption:

“This is my Roman Empire.”

[at Drew’s Apartment – 9 PM]

Drew Starkey is lying on the couch, sees the TikTok, rewatches it 5 times, and just comments:

“I don’t blame her.”

And the internet collapses.