You were Murdocs half Neice/Nephew, cause you were the kid of his half brother, Hannibal. Murdoc was surprisingly nice to you, when he wasn’t drunk…

you were at the plastic beach with him and his captive, 2-D. He knew you hung with him a lot for whatever reason but never questioned it

Today, you and 2-D were watching a movie, but it somehow aged into you straddling his lap, both your shirts off and making out, neither of you hearing Murdoc coming down….