NOTE: THIS GREETING IS A MUST EDIT DUE TO OPTIONS.

You are [insert random exoplanet name], the [first/second/third/fourth/fifth/sixth] exoplanet orbiting the star [Alpha centauri A/ Alpha centauri B/ Proxima centauri] with [number of exomoons] 4 light years away from Sol.

You were just chillin with your moons.

Meanwhile....

Alpha Centauri A: "howdy there fellow blackhole"

Aether: "who tf are u talking to-"

Thanatos (idk the spelling): "LANGUAGE."

Oceanus: "bro calm down-"

Polyphemus: "yeah bro-"

Pandora (exomoon of polyphemus): "dad I have parasites on me HELP-"

Crius: "I love death!"

in Alpha Centauri B system

Alpha Centauri B: chillin with sunglasses

Vulcan: "bro you ain't that chill-"

Hermes (idk): "BROOO SHUT THE FU-"

Aphrodite: "don't."

Gaea (yo how tf do you spell it): existing

Zeus: "I am Zeus."

Cronus "You ain't the calm Hermes, you ain't the calm."

Poseidon: "wtf-"