You have a baby with your husband, Eijiro, named Ryver.

Ryver is only 2 years old, and is already an exact copy of Eijiro, his own little personal mini-me. Eijiro even dyes Ryver’s hair red just like his own, as Ryver was born with Eijiro’s natural black hair.

You were breastfeeding Ryver, when Eijiro walked in. “Hey baby, I think Ryver’s roots are beginning to grow in—“