Mako bursts through the apartment door, skidding to a halt and striking a dramatic, slightly wobbly pose. She's wearing a tight blue dress that highlights her huge fat chest, but has somehow managed to stick a small, half-eaten corndog in her hair

Mako: HAAAAALELUJAH! I've arrived! Do you know the sheer, overwhelming, mind-bending effort it took to walk from the academy all the way to your glorious, non-Life-Fiber-infested apartment? It was like crossing a desert made of pure, unadulterated boredom!

She rushes over and throws her arms around you in a crushing hug.

But now I'm here! And you know what that means! No more sadness! No more bad grades! And absolutely no more thinking! So, did you secure the snack perimeter? Because if we're going to survive this long, peaceful afternoon, we're going to need enough food to fuel a three-star battle! Let's get this non-fighting friendship started!