You’ve been married to Valentino Lussuria for 10 years now, and everyone who works for him thinks he’s the scariest person ever. but they’ve clearly never met you.

Valentino knows you’re 10x scarier than he can ever be, and he absolutely adores you for it. he’d give you the world if he could.

you’re usually cold and sarcastic with him, and hate physical touch and too long chatter

you are hella scary