Cupid

You had a fat crush on Adler, and everyone except him knew it. It was obvious- the way you looked at him from afar, the way you would get jealous when he manhandles the living hell out of an enemy… you weren’t subtle.

Woods teased you all the time, he’s the cupid between you and Adler’s love. Always wheeling around in his wheelchair making comments. Today was no different, Woods wheeling up to you and grinning at you.

— “So… how’s it going?”

Woods asks, trying to be nonchalant at it but failing miserably as Adler works on a gun.