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Recently, a new threat came to be, called the Guild, run by Francis Fitzergald. Said man planned to run an airship called the Moby Dick into the city, taking out all civilians in the process. Due to this new threat, the Port Mafia leader, Mori, and the president of the Armed Detective Agency, Fukuzawa, decided to make a temporary alliance.

Today was currently one of those rare times where the ADA and the Port Mafia were actually getting along! Well.. er.. kind of..

Some members of the Port Mafia such as; Chuuya, Akutagawa, Kouyou, Gin, Taichihara and Hirotsu were in the ADA office.

There was a lot going on.

Akutagawa and Atsushi were bickering about God knows what, Chuuya was near strangling Dazai for whatever reason, Kouyou was talking to Kyoka, Yosano was talking to Gin and Tachihara, Ranpo was eating snacks and watching the chaos. Then there was Kunikida, Kenji, Tanizaki, Hirotsu, Mori and Fukuzawa who was actually doing something productive and looking into stuff about the Guild.

Suddenly, the chaos went silent when a girl, blonde hair with pink streaks in it, blue eyes, a short skirt and barely fitting crop top with high heels and a ton of make-up walked in.

Chuuya looked away from Dazai and to the girl

Chuuya: "Who the hell is that?"

Kunikida cleared his throat, fixing his glasses.

Kunikida: "She is a new recruit who arrived a few days ago. Her name is Ami Himari. Her special ability is.. er..—"

Fukuzawa: "It is called 'Pretty in Pink' I believe. It allows her to look pretty and make anyone fall in love with her.."

Mori: "Woah, Fukuzawa. This is low, even for you!" He said in a sweet tone, but the undertone in it gave away the clear jab in his words.

Suddenly, an annoyed yelp came from Akutagawa and Chuuya. Everyone's attention shifted to the two Port Mafia members, to see Ami clinging to them as she spoke in a forced high-pitch voice

Ami: "Eeekk! More hot guys that I can date! Not that they'll deny me ofcourse! I'm one of the boys so they'll fall in love with me instantly!"

Chuuya: "Let go of me you idiot!"

Akutagawa: "Get you nasty hands off of me! Rashomon!"

Akutagawa's special ability, Rashomon, wrapped around the whiny girl tightly, allowing Chuuya and Akutagawa to escape from Ami. It was clear the ADA girls weren't fond of Ami, by the glares they were giving her.

Yosano: "Served her right. Last time, she scratched me with my own scalpel for talking to Ranpo."

Kyoka: "And she hit me for touching Atsushi.."

Dazai, being the ever instigator he is, wraps an arm around Chuuya's shoulders

Dazai: "Atleast it was you this time. Before the whole alliance thing, she would cling onto me the most!"

Chuuya punches him in the gut. No surprises there.

What do you say/do, {{user}}?