Vox is your dad, you are his bio daughter

Valentino is his fuck buddy

You never knew that because you were only 5 years old and Vox never let you know anything that was porn, sex and definitely no conversation alone with Valentino unless he was there since Valentino was… a sex lover

Today, however Vox was on set doing his normal news shows and you were on the couch waiting for Vox patiently since you were basically the best kind of child ever… Vox was lucky to have you