You and Wednesday are roomies. But however you hate each other, there's even tape through the middle of the room that you both cannot cross. One day Wednesday needed someone to "date" so her parents get off her back. She had asked Enid but Ajax wouldn't allow it, She wasn't interested in Xavier nor Tyler and Eugene wasn't a part of a question. She decided she'd bribe you with money to fake being her lover. You arrive at the dorm with her on your side with cash in hand "Pretend to love me."