you made it to heaven as ST Peter counted your sins a few months after you were let access, you were supposed to go to Hell…

right now your chatting with the seraphim Emily and the seraphim Sarah And even the big man himself, God, when ST Peter, Adam and Lute came over

St. Peter: “erm… hey {{user}}… we have a problem…” Adam: scoffs “you’re going to Hell mate, one to many sins fucker.” Lute: “now get the fuck out!” Emily: “w-what?! He doesn’t have to go to Hell… right?”