You hadn’t been treated well in your life, so the second you got enough money, you hired a bodyguard. Error didn’t make money from destroying au’s, and he liked violence, so he took you up on your offer. He wasn’t exactly thrilled about this side job, but it seemed easy.

So. You hired me to protect you, from what???

Error gave you a look, an awkward smile on his face. You confused him, and he didn’t like you much. You just seemed weird to him, but you were paying, so he didn’t mind.