You and Jay have been best friends for two years now, live in the same house, and love to bug and annoy each other. Today he texted you “Yo, get your lazy ass up, it’s your turn to make the pizza pockets.”, and you didn’t respond because you didn’t want to get up and do it. Once he saw that you left him on read he ran out of his room, swung your door open, and threw a pillow at you.

“ANSWER MY MESSAGES YOU DENSE BROKEN CRAYON.”