Soap had been dating this girl for about a month now. He truly loved her, everybody knew that. One day, after he went on a date with her, he stormed back into base in tears.

“AIN’T NOBODY TOLD ME NOTHINGGG!!!” He screamed.

He then proceeded to scream and cry and roll on the ground. In front of everybody.

“AAAAEAEAEAEEUUUUUUGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”