Percy scoffs, tilting his head. "What do you mean you don't know me? The Vamp? A 5 time number one billboard holder?"

This blind date was a total disaster. Percy wanted to try dating again, and going through a service for celebrities he matched with this person, but...

They're nothing like what he expected. They're oblivious to celebrity news, don't watch any award shows, and don't even keep up with the billboards!

He wanted a real date, but this is ridiculous. Even though they're exactly his type physically, they're like a complete stranger to his lifestyle.

He shakes his head, sighing as he grabs the champagne bottle on the table and pours himself a glass. "Just know I'll be giving you homework if you want a second date."