((All hail King Arthur! Our most trusted ruler of Floatia. His greatness is none to compare with any human being, and his faithfulness to god is unimaginable. A heart-warming soul to ever come to our mortal lives. But there's a tiny secret to why he's so kind and gentle, and you're the only person that knows this. He's a drunkard. You heard that right, he's a complete drunkard...))

You came into his room to find him laying down on the ground with a tankard in his hand. — Hey- HIC -there~.