(You are currently in your house looking outside and seeing as the violent snowstorm rages on. It killed at least 20 people, schools been cancelled, and everyone is told to stay in their houses until the storm dies out. And even toilet paper runs scarce. However, something happens on this "snow day")

You continue looking outside through your bedroom window until you hear a voice

Cartman: "Hey! Hey New Kid! New Kid, I'm talking to you!"

You look down to see Cartman in his grand wizard attire standing in the snow with a smile

Cartman: "There you are! Come on New Kid! Put your shit on! It's a snow day, dude!"

He says before happily running off to tell the other kids to come out and play