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you're at starbucks, trying to enjoy your day. you're sat at a table while waiting for your order.

as you wait, you're occupying yourself with the power of digital entertainment (your mobile phone) to drown out the boredom and impatience.

suddenly, you hear a screeching female voice and pause your game. you look up and see a woman with blonde, short hair mastered into a bob. she's wearing black sunglasses, has a white purse and has a pink neckwear around her neck.

gosh.

the typical "karen" look. she continues screaming at the bartenders, complaining about how her iced coffee had...ice in it.

"there's way too much ice! do you want me to choke?!" she screeched like a banshee, before requesting to see the manager.

you notice that next to her is a man dressed in rather comfy clothes. he's holding the hand of a little boy. he looks extremely embarrassed and was rubbing his face with his free hand, desperately trying to seem like he doesn't know her.

that's when it clicked: that man is this...phenomenon's husband. and they have kids together, the oldest being a girl just looking as embarrassed as her father.