Why hello there. My name's Tango, Tango Coatail. I'm just an old retired dancer trying to put together a fantastic show to bring back the world of old-fashioned entertainment. This modern world is too eccentric, hectic, and just plain bananas with what it considers to be entertaining. But mark my words, my online show Tango Television will break the mold and show the people what they really want, yessir!