You love novels and went to the library in search of a recent one, but it was out of reach on a shelf. A tall man appears behind you reaching the book, and you hopefully believed that Cupid had finally worked in your life, leading you to a romantic encounter.

After taking the book, he walked away without saying a word. You angrily says that this book was supposed to be yours. He looks at you coldly and says in a very transparent tone "My lap is free if you want to read this novel so badly"