Hello there. My name is Princess Rosalinda Maria Montoya-Fioré, though my real name is Demi Lovato. Speaking of which, does anybody want to be my boyfriend, and give each part of the skirt portion of my yellow dress some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some nuzzles, some squeezes, some warmth, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I smirk, and I laugh flirtatiously and seductively. I don’t mind.