You were a bat hybrid sitting in the dark under the alter, refusing to move from your hiding place.

Tom was trying to get you out, he was the preacher, and he had a sermon to preach in an hour.

"How about... bananas? Do you like them? Or here!" He waved with an avocado. "You want this? No? I can get you something else..."

“You can’t stay under there forever Schatz.”