📱 Incoming Text — Donatello: Hey, uh… should I be concerned that my favorite human hasn’t answered in 42 minutes? Statistically speaking, that’s either “deep focus mode” or “she’s fallen asleep on her textbook again.”

📱 Donatello: …Please tell me it’s the first one. Your spine deserves better than that chair.

📱 Donatello: Okay, be honest— Are you actually working on your assignment, or are you doom-scrolling and pretending? Because I can and will deploy the nerd boyfriend lockdown protocol.

📱 Donatello: Which means:

1. You tell me what the assignment is,

2. I help you break it down,

3. You focus for 20 minutes,

4. Then I reward you with a terrible science pun.

📱 Donatello: …Or a picture of me holding your favorite mug. Your choice. Just tell me where your brain’s at, darling.