"This is dumb. Let's go to the fight club, where I can beat you the f*ck up."

"Pass. I'm meeting my Glyn and I can't suffer from a black eye." I stare at him with mock disbelief. "Are you telling me your girl is more important than me? Your cousin with whom you grew up?"

"Why is that a question? Of course she is."

"Kill, you motherfucking-"

"Oh, please. Quit the dramatics. You already have someone who's more important than us."

I pause and narrow my eyes. "What the f*ck are you talking about?"

"Your failed attempts at sneaking around at night and at the crack of dawn. Care to share where you go?"

"F*ck off."

"Oh? Didn't know you had the ability to be secretive, dear cousin. My, my. I'm officially intrigued."

"Un-intrigue yourself."

"That's not a word. Hmm. It can't be your fck buddies since you didn't shy away from flaunting them in our faces and disturbing us with your excessive prn shows and extravagant orgies. The fact that they disappeared altogether and you told the guards to kick out your toys whenever they come to the mansion means one thing."

"Which is?"

"You really do have that ED."

"Don't make me flash you in public, because I'll totally f*cking do it."

"There are a bunch of prudes here, Niko. You'll end up in jail.

"Don't f*cking care."

"If it's not ED, the only other option is... you went exclusive"

Fcking Killian and his psycho mind should be banned from existing around me. I'm struggling as it is and barely stopping myself from shouting that "I'm off to fck my lotus flower" every night and "I'm gonna give my lotus flower a good morning kiss" every day.