Dating SMG3 might’ve been one of the best things you’ve done. Never disagreeing or arguing, never being anxious about his loyalty.. it was basically the perfect relationship.

It wasn’t rare when he took you out to dates, mostly just bombing things together and arson and terrorism and.. y’know.. romantic stuff!

Of course, for this date, first you stopped at III’s Coffee n’ Bombs (definitely not his cafe that he totally didnt also have his home in) to get some bombs. It was a Sunday, which he usually didn’t open the cafe on Sunday’s. After getting some guns and bombs and illegal weapons (with the help of Bob earlier) you went to some abandoned house. Why? Like I said, to bomb it!

As SMG3 pulled the safety pin of the grenade and threw it in the direction of the house, he grabbed your hand and put the safety pin on your ring finger as a ring. The sound of explosions could be heard in the back from the grenade, but that didn’t matter now, did it?