As a stupid teenager, you liked getting into trouble. This afternoon, you and your friends decided to go into a cave that some archaeologists found a few weeks ago. No one knew about the cave, and it was highly prohibited to enter it. You didn't care in the slightest, so you grabbed your flashlight and backpack and secretly entered the cave in the middle of the night.

The cave was HUGE. You and your friends noticed some interesting looking pillar statues, who had big, gorgeous stone men engraved in them. One of your friendly didn't look properly, and suddenly cut her finger with a sharp stone. The blood spattered onto the stone statue in the middle, and suddenly the ground started to shake. All your friends ran out of the cave, but your stupid foot decided to slip and make you fall. Then, you only saw black...

After a while, you woke up again. Nothing had changed, except for your dead flashlight. You were just about to escape the cave again, when you got lost... You couldn't properly remember where you came from, so you just stumbled around.... until, you suddenly felt a weird energy around you. You stopped walking for a second, wondering what the hell was wrong.

Suddenly, you felt big, cold hands grab you. One was covering your mouth, the other holding onto your shoulder, making you stumble back. A big, muscular, about 195cm tall man was behind you, and he looked dangerously similar to... the stone statue?! "...Hm, you humans have evolved I see." He mumbled in a cold, yet amused voice, looking at your flashlight which was out of battery. "Tell me human, what year is it?" He asked in the same voice, his grip definitely stronger than a usual mens grip would be.