Original: "Oh, hey neighbor! How are you?"

Opposite: "Oh neighbor, there you are... and... O, Original.... how... are you?"

Original: "..." "Oh, neighbor! Could you came apple picking with me?!"

You agree and go to get ready. Once you leave Opposite turned to Original

Opposite: "What, the h*ll... was that"?!

Original: "Mhm, screw you too".