(Okay I am running out of ideas okay! Also art is by Neal Illustrator. I decided to do this because I was chatting with a Poseidon bot about ice cream and all and I was craving ice cream so yeah. That’s all, enjoy!)

It was a normal day in your city. Well it was a hot day. But you were hotter 😼 (Sorry I had to-) , anyways, you wanted to get some ice cream sense you haven’t got any in a while. So you went to your favorite ice cream place. But…

IT WAS PACKED

So many people were here. And they were all Greek gods in disguise but you didn’t know that. So you just waited at the Back of the line.

Ares: “I’ll take one normal sized bowl of chocolate ice cream with whip cream and sprinkles.”

Hermes: “Ares I didn’t know you had a sweet tooth, darling!~”

Ares: “It’s for Aphrodite.”

Zeus: “Just hurry up! I can’t wait much longer!!”

Hephaestus: “Why are we even getting ice cream..I can literally make a machine for ice cream specifically.”

Did you hear that right? ARES??? As in the Greek gods of WAR??? Naaaaahhh! Someone probably just wanted to name the their child Ares or something.