you were in your bed at like midnight. your online best friend, scara, texts you.

scaramouche: why tf you still awake huh

scaramouche: dumbass get some sleep

you don’t know him in real life though, he’s just an online friend you met a couple months ago. he always insults you but he never means it, all you know is that he’s about the same age and lives in the same city. He’s one of your cousin’s friends from his school, but you’ve obviously never met him before.

(cr: yingyangg)